World of Warcraft’s Worst Armor Sets

May 22, 2009

World of Warcraft is a great game. Considering the sheer size of the planet’s most successful MMO, it’s pretty amazing how high quality nearly all of the content is. Still, when game developers have to create so many models for a game, it’s inevitable that some of them are going to suck. Most of the armor sets in WoW are cool, but here are a few that have been created along that way that don’t. Instead, they just make the player look like a douchebag.

Druid Tier 1

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This armor makes you look less like a druid and more like a deranged rogue commando, fully decked out in bizarre camoflauge. How many trees did the maker of this armor chop down to make it look in tune with nature?

Priest – PVP Superior

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This armor makes me think of the term “space wizard” in a bad way.

Hunter Tier 1

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Nothing says badass like crappily drawn skull anchored in the middle of this gold, red, and black disaster. I particularly hate the goofy looking spike coming off the top of the helmet.

Paladin Tier 1

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“I’m here to save the day by overwhelming my enemies with the most abrasive use of gold and white ever devised!”

Rogue Tier 5

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Between the bizarre skeletor mask, the short sleeve top, and the weird looking shoulders, this armor set just doesn’t work. The spikes on the shoulders are positioned in such a way that they look odd from every perspective.

Warlock Tier 1

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This is possibly the least threatening color scheme a Warlock’s armor can have. This makes the player look like a dinner maid of the underworld.

Mage Tier 8

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Who needs a face when you can see with a strange upside-down energy thingy for an eye?

Shaman Tier 2

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Are the wolf heads on the shoulder pads supposed to make this shaman look more spiritual? Either way, the galactic space-helmet seals the deal for this dumb looking set of armor.

Warrior Tier 8

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If only he looked as angry as he does stupid…

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Look at me! I’m a freaky alien with brains for skin! I also have a blue braided beard.

Paladin Tier 3

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Space paladin is ready to protect and serve. Phasers are set to max power.

Shaman Tier 8

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“Look at me, I’m such a badass that I’m hanging a giant weight off the front of my face!”

Warlock Tier 6

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What’s the general idea with this set of armor? Is it supposed to look like some kind of bug-demon-angel? The massive helmet succeeds in looking retarded.

Hunter Tier 5

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This set of armor looks like an angry fish monster with horns.

Shaman Dungeon Set 1

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Everything about this armor set sucks. The color scheme is random and ugly. Nothing matches. Why did the artist choose an angry wolf for the headpiece? Most confusingly, why are there huge wrenches sticking out of the shoulderpads?

Rogue Tier 8

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It can be halloween all year round when you’re wearing this stupid piece of shit!

Shaman Tier 1

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Disco-lava shaman, at your service! This has to be the ugliest, dumbest set of armor that the WoW artists have come up with yet. This just reinforces the ultimate truth to this list of ugly armor sets: If you want to play a shaman, then be prepared to wear some ugly-ass shit along the way.

2 Responses to “World of Warcraft’s Worst Armor Sets”


  1. Some nice information here, thanks man. The release of Cataclysm is driving me nuts, at one time it was going to be released in Feburary 2010, now it is supposedly November 2010!

  2. Neruxius Says:

    lol


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